1. Yes, it is true. Although I’m ashamed to admit it, I did “experiment” while I was in college. And on more than one occasion.
As many of you know, I attended an engineering school in which 98% of the students were male and 1% were female. The other 1% could never be determined. Anyway, I was a nerd who felt awkward around women. So … naturally, I “experimented.” Usually, this was done during class with other students and a TA.
My first taste of experimenting was during Chemistry 101 lab when I conducted numerous experiments on fluids, gases and solids. I also took a materials class where I experimented with concrete, steel and wood.
Being more of a theoretical student I wasn’t good at all this experimenting and my lab reports really stunk.
Mad Scientist feis dad
And that’s about all the “experimenting” I’ve done. I’m glad to finally get that off my chest.
What? Come, on. Were you expecting something else?
2. Yes, I admit that a long time ago, Jessica Simpson and I were more than just friends.
We met while I was in college after a long day experimenting (see above) in my Chemistry lab. I bumped into her at the engineering library. She was studying quantum physics and we hit it right off.
I enjoyed the depth of her understanding of the origins of the universe while she liked the way I looked in my T-shirt and my graceful way of moving.
As you can imagine, one thing led to another and yep … you guessed it. I became her backup dancer when she decided to drop advanced physics for a “singing” career. We had a great time dancing together until NICK came along. And we all know how well that worked out.
Jessica and feis dad -- perfect dance partners
We’re still friends, and sometimes she calls me to discuss higher order equations, but that’s about it.
Anyway, there you have it. That’s my story and I’m sticking with it (at least until I dream up something better).
--feis dad
2 comments:
I've heard that one of your "experiments" was a growth serum for a certain part of Jessica's anatomy. She was nothing special in college before that.
That's true, but it had unfortunate side effects. Although it did make those certain parts of her bigger, it seemed to use large portions of her brain as filler material.
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