10. Sky diving...

Into a lagoon full of hungry gators. Come on, who the heck jumps out of a perfectly good plane, anyway?

9. On the beach ...

Because you can get sunburned, and the water is cold and the waves can get REALLY big!

8. Visiting Pamplona, Spain ...

During the running of the bulls.

7. Shopping with your wife ...

During an 18-hour sale at Dress Barn.

6. Partying with Lindsay Lohan ...

When the bartender says she's had enough (wow, if looks could kill).

5. Next to Kim Jong II ("President" of North Korea) ...

When he's relaxing after a tough day executing anyone making fun of his hair (which, I for one, am not, or never have).

4. At an Irish bar ...

When it runs out of beer.

3. Scuba diving ...

At the Great Barrier reef.

2. In front of the Celtic Crusader ...

When she unleashes her Curls of Fury.

And the number 1 worst place to be ... drum roll ...
At a feis .... In between two feis moms.
Click on the Youtube video below. You will probably need to click on the second button from the right (the one that looks like a small TV with a picture-in-a-picture) to be able to read the voice callouts.
-- feis dad